Clarks Milk Transport

After ordering a delivery of milk I received a phone call from the delivery driver Lorne. He asked if I had a lot of wood around my house and if I had a garage. I told him no I didn't have a garage but then remembered I did. He then asked if I was anxious to touch his milk bottle. He kept calling it Mr. Milk bottle and wanted to see me swallow it. I got really creeped out and canceled my order. This man still showed up to my house and was screaming HEy GURL, HEY GURL. I called the cops and he got arrested. I heard him tell an officer he didn't really mean to do it

Some guy delivered my order and he was telling me about the time he drove to Kentucky to meet a girl. Seems legit

The driver was late in making his delivery. When I scolded him for being late he exclaimed " Wehell, yell at me why dontcha?" I found this response highly inappropriate.

i can safely say that clarks milk makes my cawfee like cooool. i only wish they made chicken pot pwie too